Take Two (And Call Us In The Morning)
Whoever stole Erik's bike is gonna pay. I have begun a strict push-up regimen in anticipation of finding, confronting, and kicking that person's ass. Also I hear push-ups are the ultimate fitness test. (thx EK)
I think finals may get out as late as 10:30pm, as I passed a steady stream of bikes on my way to campus to work tonight. I also think that, as mindless as the pedaling masses are during the day, the onset of darkness makes these people at least 80% more retarded. At first they were nearly killing me, and by the end I was trying to kill them (or at least scare them into falling).
Here's a tip: get off your g.d. phone, buy a light and stay in your lane. I'm going home.
I think finals may get out as late as 10:30pm, as I passed a steady stream of bikes on my way to campus to work tonight. I also think that, as mindless as the pedaling masses are during the day, the onset of darkness makes these people at least 80% more retarded. At first they were nearly killing me, and by the end I was trying to kill them (or at least scare them into falling).
Here's a tip: get off your g.d. phone, buy a light and stay in your lane. I'm going home.

