DO

As in, "DO-n't take any shit from anybody." Especially your friends.

DON'T

On your left, you goofy-ass giant-baby.
Also, get off the sidewalk Melissa.

Wineboarding IV

We were timed:

6 minutes

and busted. Lined up against a wall and threatened with legalities. We found out later that the were onto us, via Facebook, the entire time. My board, along with many others, got confiscated, and I'll be lucky if I ever see it again. My wine got poured out in front of me (oh, the humanity!). Basically: that's the end of that, and if you were disappointed you weren't doing it right in the first place. Epicly Later'd!

College Makes Assholes of All of Us

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ (thx James!)

http://daviswiki.org/Vent_Magazine

I don't even know what to say; it's really late and the topic of race(ism) is maddeningly and stupidly confusing and frustrating. Stuff White People Like shows it can also be hilarious. Vent Magazine shows it can also be retarded and poorly written, and (especially if you bother to read the comments/discussion on that page) you'll see why I can't-- as much as I'd like to-- identify with Asians here.

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I only get one phone call, so consider yourselves warned: tomorrow is Wineboarding IV, and fully expect to end up in the drunk tank!