I found a hilarious compilation of double entendres from TV announcers and the like. It's seriously awesome.
I found the funniest website I've seen in a long time. Riff Central is a bunch of fake interviews with bands and artists, stupid and blunt questions which have no particular relevance, and (presumably) made up answers from the artist. So good I went through the entirety of the archives. All the way back to... January 2005.
Here's part of an interview with Madlib, aka Quasimoto (some rapper):
RIFF CENTRAL: AFTER BEING QUASIMOTO DO YOU TAKE A SECOND TO WASH YOUR HANDS
MADLIB: WELL THAT'S TRICKY,, YOU SEE, BECAUSE
RIFF CENTRAL: THERE'S NOTHING REMOTELY TRICKY ABOUT THIS
MADLIB: NO, IT REALLY GETS WEIRD BECAUSE I'M LIKE
RIFF CENTRAL: OK I GET IT. YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO USE ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP BECAUSE BY DELIVERING LOW-LEVEL ANTIBIOTICS TO BACTERIA ON YOUR HAND, YOU ACCELERATE THE RATE AT WHICH BACTERIA GROW RESISTANT TO ANTIBIOTICS
MADLIB: NO IT'S
RIFF CENTRAL: IT'S STUPID, MADLIB. IT'S OLD OLD NEWS, AND IT'S STUPID. WASH YOUR HANDS.
MADLIB:
I found a site about my most favorite thing in the world. The sandwich. It's called the Sandwich Project and it is full of different kinds of sandwiches you can make (900+) although I bet half of them are repeats. Either way, mmmm.
I found the aforementioned site through Get Him Eat Him (a band featuring a Pitchfork contributor), who have their own sandwich blog, Get Sammiches Eat Sammiches. They buy and rate sandwiches from shops around their area.
I found (well actually I was told) my flatmate's blog, which he started after witnessing the all-encompassing beauty which is my blog. (Yes, this one). Brilliant, James P. Allen!
Those are my finds for today. Also, tonight we sat on the wall in the courtyard and drank beers in the drizzle, and it was awesome. It's the closest I can get to the glory that is sitting on the trunk of a car with friends in an empty parking lot at night. It's very delinquent-esque while still being completely harmless, just as it's undeniably cool while still seeming a bit lame to onlookers. But you know they just want to join you, because they know the feeling. Completely rock n roll.
-A Team Of Scientists Who Have Learned To Look At Thin Sections Through Microscopes





























